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{"slip": { "id": 93, "advice": "The higher up you are in a company, the more likely it is that your boss is a psychopath."}}
{"slip": { "id": 195, "advice": "Exercise in the rain can really make you feel alive."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 216, "advice": "Try making a list."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 120, "advice": "A nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse."}}
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